Strange Wilderness

HILARIOUS and yet stupid at the same time! You may be wondering how this is possible, I submit trailer A:

The voice you heard was that of Steve Zahn! What a guy!
Strange Wilderness was exactly that, "STRANGE". The film has some of the hilarious one liners that you would expect from a Happy Madison film. One of my favorites is directed to a man who suffered a shark attack and is now in a wheel chair, "What you all up in my waist for." I think I laughed so hard I farted! Gross, I know!!! It didn't stink though, thank goodness. This movie however was so stupid, there were scenes that made you wonder what the director was thinking. You know that had they spent an little extra loving care on this film it would have been ten times better! Oh and some of the acting was horrible! The female character in the film sucked, that honor goes to Ashley Scott! YOU SUCK ASHLEY SCOTT!!!! All in all, I say wait till this movie comes out on DVD!!! It will make you laugh!

The Eye

I love a good horror film every now and again! I won't see them all, but I have to say I really liked, THE EYE. It was adapted from a Japanese horror about a young blind woman who has a corneal transplant and is able to see again. Only after her surgery she sees dead people! NICE!!!! Jessica Alba was the young woman and you know I liked her. I've read so many horrible things about her performance, but I was impressed! Jessica, I was a fan! One of the scariest parts of the film was a little boy that would hang around her hallway and ask, "Have you seen my report card?" CREEPY!!!! The great thing about this film was that there was resolution at the end. It doesn't leave you hanging, making you wonder if the boogy man will be after you next! I would be very surprised if we see a sequel come from this. But this is one that you should go see!