The kid says the funniest things...

He was cracking me up this weekend!  The two things that stand out, are:

1 - I'm mindlessly folding laundry, while Daniel is playing with his toys.  I realize he is singing a song and I tune my ears in to see if I recognize the song.  I hear,

Daniel:  "I...am...Ironman!  Running over fat kids in a van."

Me:  What song are you singing?

Daniel:  The Ironman Song!  I...am...Ironman!  Running over fat kids in a van."

Me:  Excuse me?!?  That is not the Ironman song!  Are those the words you hear?

Daniel:  No, Parker told me that's how the song goes.

Me:  Those aren't the words buddy.  It's not nice of Ironman to run over fat kids.  Would a superhero really run over fat kids?

Daniel:  Ironman would!  He's funny like that.

2 - In the car, on our way home from the Gateway.

Daniel:  What does "mean" mean?

Me:  I'm not sure what you are asking.  Tell me what you want to know?

Daniel:  I want to know what the word "mean" means?

Me:  Which kind of "mean"?

Daniel:  You know!  When someone is rude to someone else, that word "mean"!

Me:  Well, you got it!  That's what "mean" means!

Daniel:  It's when someone is rude to someone else?

Me:  Pretty much.

Daniel:  Wow, how do you know so much?

He is such a funny one!